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Think ahead. Have a Seasonal Theme to your page. Valentines Day, Easter, Vacation time Yule tide Greetings and messages. Think of the hoot you will have at Halloween.
Sometimes Comical, Always colorful, SPLASHEES will convey YOUR Message 24/7. They go to work when you want to go to sleep. Fabulous Tool to have in your Business Arsenal.
SPLASHEES have been created to bring and added dimension to your on-line Marketing. Rather like having a Sandwich Board walking down Main Street for you. They sure stand out in a crowd and get your message out!
Is my SPLASHEE Unique to Me?
Yes and No! No because I will make up to FOUR copies of any one page. I believe that FOUR people using the same images - often from the same company they are working with - are very unlikely to bump into each other on the Internet. It is a Gigantic place and there's room for all.
YES because your SPLASHEE is unique to Your links. If you have forwarded me any images, pictures or logos, then your page will NOT be reproduced for any other customers. So please don't beg.
There will be a degree of security on every page to protect your own images and right-clicking will be disabled for your protection. Also every clickable link will open in a new window, so your customers won't be taken away from your SPLASHEE.
Is Technology Beating you up?
Sorry in advance if I can't get the Cat to do what you saw the Dog doing on a previous page of mine, but I am technologically challenged sometimes and can't work cyber miracles. I will do my research and dig till I can come up with the image that satisfies you and completes your page, but just in case I can't - I sorry!
You don't have to know html to be the proud owner of your SPLASHEE I will do my bestest to get it the way you like it for greatest impact.
There is a learning curve and I am going through it enabling SPLASHEES to develop and become better and better all the time.
But, But, But, I wanted Blue Hats!!
If I haven't got Blue hats, I haven't got Blue hats! I don't always match exactly Doh!
Let's make no bones about it. I can't find exactly the right thing 100% of the time, but I'm doin me very bestest. Please don't shout at me. My researchers and I are bringing in images constantly so we will match your request to make your SPLASHEE as near to your requirements as possible.
In every case, for every page, I can add, alter and change anything you are not 100% happy with, so let's get it right for Your Page. I am excited and I never know what the next SPLASHEE will look like until the request comes in. Be assured, we will bend over backwards to get you the effect you want if we can.
N O S P A M !!!
PLEASE DON'T GET ME CLOSED DOWN.If you want to send your SPLASHEE URL out to anyone, please get their permission first. Sending ANY Links or URL's to someone - UNINVITED - can and will create Spam Complaints.
There are heavy fines to be paid which will be passed on to You and another consequence is that our Hosting could be withdrawn. If that happens, all of your SPLASHEES and Banners will be sitting there as a white space or 'page not found' and we don't want that for any of our Friends.
So Please treat your SPLASHEE and your Prospective Clients and Future Members with the utmost respect and Market wisely.
